trusting-the-disgusting:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dreamerallday1001:

foreveralone-lyguy:

If you’ve never experienced an orgasm before just eat some samoas its basically the same feeling

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What about those who can’t get Girl Scout cookies?

ORGASMS FOR EVERBODY!!!

YOU GET AN ORGASM

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YOU GET AN ORGASM

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YOU GET AN ORGASM

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YOUUUU GET AN ORGASM

They’re fucking macaroons. 

Samosas?!

Samosas are indian food 

Get your own fucking words 

its a fucking SAMOA COOKIE not a samosa. wtf are you reading

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

trusting-the-disgusting:

peeta-mybreadboy:

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

you ask the real questions

the second one

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

manlayingegg:

vvankinq:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
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im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

(via trusting-the-disgusting)

kaitlynoverboard:

ask and you shall recieve, highly requested la dispute flash

fvming:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

(Source: fvming, via suicidal-fuck3r)

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